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KITAMI, Hokkaido -- A drunken man who fell asleep while molesting a woman at her home.

Kenichi Saito, 31, from Kitami, sneaked into the apartment of a woman through an unlocked window at about 5 a.m. on Saturday, local police said. He was so drunk at the time he fell asleep while fondling the woman's body.

The woman in her 20s was so infuriated by this turn of events that she slapped him around in an effort to get him awake, when her attempts were in vain she contacted the police, who rushed to her apartment and proceeded to slap the sleeping Saito around before taking him away.