Shit Floats

Do you know how to tell a good wine from a not so good wine.

Well… neither do I.

But I managed to get a little sniff of some red wine last night, I believe it to be from the french regions… but I’ll have to ask my french poodle friend, I will tell you about him another day.

The wine’s red, I can’t read labels so there’s no telling which winery it came from, the label’s probably in french. Anyway, I managed to get hold of the nice chewy part from the top of the bottle, after it was opened, I must say it is quite tasty and chewy. Had a blast last night, wished you were here.
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Discovered something strange this morning, my poo poo’s floating on water refusing to get flushed… must be something I ate.

- Frost